Poutine Pooter

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.

I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.

by BigDickCorrine July 4, 2020

mary porter

gorgeous ass bitch 😁👍🏼 go get joaquin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

mary porter has to go get her man joaquin!

by Mamasfungers October 22, 2020

fan poster

When one send yu a pic of they ass or tits and puts your @ on a piece of paper nd sings it.

katie sent a fan poster to ryan and i saw it on snapchat.

by stinkabihh November 19, 2020

tangy poler

A Scottish (Dundonian) version of the Adolf Shitler; the act of wiping shit upon someone's upper lip.

"Arlight mate, just gave that sleeping cunt at the bar a tangy poler!"

by The Lord Bas December 31, 2020

King Pooter

An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)

“Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”

by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021

ben porter

best epic person

ben porter is simply to good

by pp mans epic February 28, 2021

Jade porter

Super cool broski that probably lives in like Oklahoma

Hi jade porter

by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 May 2, 2021