Table Licker

Phrase referring to someone so unable to refuse a dare, they are willing to do anything, including licking a dirty bar table
Don’t dare her to do that. She is such a table licker she might actually do it.
by HERX44 November 27, 2020
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Table Potato

You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.
by PloraeX June 21, 2023
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Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
by ellsworthtoohey January 21, 2018
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Table knockers

(n) a pepper so spicy that results in one pounding the table while it’s being consumed.
While eating hot wings 2 friends discussed the level of spicyness

“OMG dude, I got me a table knocker

Or

“ this pepper it sure is a table knocker”
Or

“Let’s get us some table knockers
by Hydrasia August 16, 2018
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Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)
by Spaff lighting August 02, 2024
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Jerk table

Table upon which multiple men pleasure themselves.
We all gathered around the jerk table.
by Rafter P Archery October 05, 2020
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round tabled

to be within a group of people at a party or gathering when food is ordered. But it's exactly what you craved least.
I was hanging with the guys and they said there was gonna be food at the party. I was hoping for some take-out chinese but I totally got Round tabled by some oven baked lasagna.
by Timothy Gruich January 19, 2009
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