Phrase referring to someone so unable to refuse a dare, they are willing to do anything, including licking a dirty bar table
by HERX44 November 27, 2020
YOU TABLE POTATO!
by PloraeX June 21, 2023
The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
by ellsworthtoohey January 21, 2018
While eating hot wings 2 friends discussed the level of spicyness
“OMG dude, I got me a table knocker”
Or
“ this pepper it sure is a table knocker”
Or
“Let’s get us some table knockers”
“OMG dude, I got me a table knocker”
Or
“ this pepper it sure is a table knocker”
Or
“Let’s get us some table knockers”
by Hydrasia August 16, 2018
Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.
Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table
Spaff lighting ;)
Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table
Spaff lighting ;)
by Spaff lighting August 02, 2024
by Rafter P Archery October 05, 2020
to be within a group of people at a party or gathering when food is ordered. But it's exactly what you craved least.
I was hanging with the guys and they said there was gonna be food at the party. I was hoping for some take-out chinese but I totally got Round tabled by some oven baked lasagna.
by Timothy Gruich January 19, 2009