Nottingham Car Wash

At a dogging site, a lady puts on a show and the watching gentlemen bukkake the windscreen.
"I was out with Sandra getting a Nottingham Car Wash, the guys left my Fiesta looking like a plasterers radio"

"I was out with Sandra getting a Nottingham Car Wash, the guys left my Fiesta looking like a plasterers radio"

by Bravo Tango March 16, 2025

Nothing

Nothing... At all!

Hym 😑 "Yes... That is what I was gonna say... 'Nothing at all.' I have also been rinsing my mouth out with honey but all that means is that I probably DO need antibiotics and an infection IS eating away at my brainz... I hate you all."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2025

nothingburger

A term used to express an opinion to an argument, drama, conflict, when it causes unnecessary stress about unimportant things.

> Friend 1: There was beef in this game
> Friend 2: OK?
> Friend 1: priv server owner got pissed when we supposedly "hoarded" the bosses
> Friend 1: And locked the server cuz he couldnt get drops
> Friend 2: and that's it?
> Friend 1: Well one of his friends
> Friend 1: Also hoarded the bossess without telling us it spawned
> Friend 2: wow, big deal, isn't it? what a nothingburger of a beef
> Friend 1: The server owner is a crybaby

by RatTatBat April 29, 2025

nothing ventured, nothing gained

you can't expect to achieve anything if you never take any risks.

"If you're too afraid to start a business, just remember that nothing ventured, nothing gained - sometimes you have to risk everything to be successful."

by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025

Nothing

The problem with pride.

Hym "Aside from the fact that apparently it makes you a target of people who think they are better and more righteous than they actually are and that delusion takes the form of a Jewish incest cult. Nothing really. Additionally, I'm not the parent of a mental retard I'm the person who's implicated in the act of Kendra McKeefry fucking that retard and I don't have to keep quiet about it just because Joe Rogan doesn't like the fact that I said something about the fuckablilty of his filthy daughters who are no longer under 18... And THIS is why patience is a virtue. Because now I can say whatever I want."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025

Nothing I do or say

And my instructions were: Do it in such a way that nothing I could ever say could lead anything to interfere with the plan.

Hym "So nothing I do or say is going to lead you to get what you want. I know you are just sitting there waiting for something you can use against me. In the absence of your ability to use my own words against me, lie, and pretend is where I thrive. So, I made it the case. Now none of of that is going to affect what I do or what happens next."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

A meme that made a comeback recently for some reason. It’s self explanatory.

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

by smoking & vaping is for losers July 17, 2025