Deuce

To Shart or take a Feces/Diarrhea mix anywhere.

Peter: Let's all drink Ipecac and whoever throws up last, wins the pie. *Puke* ..... *Puke* Stewie: I've won *PUKE!!!!!!!* WHAT THE DEUCE!!!!!! OR Guy 1: Were you at the dinner table in the middle of eating? Guy 2: No why? Guy 1: Eunice totally dueced at the table and it smelled like shit!!! Guy 2: HAHA, oh I wish i was there Guy 1: No... You Don't!!!!

by icyourmomevrynite January 21, 2010

Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime

Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.

by JRpoo January 15, 2020

Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.

What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??

by lexicon55 August 11, 2021

no deuce

Meaning its a tie. Used to say people deserve the help you rendered to them. It is used to tell people they deserve the help.

Man: Hey, thank you for the drop of yesterday.

Woman: No deuce.

Friend1 : Hey buddy, appreciate your standing in for me at work yesterday.

Friend 2: No deuce, buddy!

by toninatho April 11, 2019

deuce

cigarette or to smoke a cigarette (deucin'). gotten from holding two fingers up to the mouth (the way a cigarette is usually smoked)

Yo, lets hit a deuce after we kill this bleezy.

by suspencer82 October 7, 2009

Throw us the deuces

That little two finger lift people do when they drive past you.

His neighbors just throw us the deuces when they drive past us smoking pot.

by Bleeze Worthy November 7, 2015

Deuce Bigalow

1.When one drinks two cups of Bigalow tea, using two tea bags.
2.When one throws two teabags at you.
3. When two dudes teabag a hoe.

"Why Percival, I think we ought to teabag that lovely bird over yonder."
"Why Thaddeus, I do think you are correct."
"I think this calls for the fabled Deuce Bigalow"

"This betta not take all day, I gotta meet my parole offica in 2 hours"

by Intertubes9000 March 14, 2020