mushrooms

A “food” people pretend to like so they can seem fancy. Tastes like someone dug 10 feet underground, found dirt that worms threw a rave in, flattened it out, let a snail run laps on it, and called it “earthy.” Somehow ends up on pizza, pasta, and every dish that was perfectly fine before it got ruined.

“Why does this burger taste like wet forest?”
“They added mushrooms, dude.”

by Visit s she e November 7, 2025

Kidaki Mushroom

Kidaki Mushroom is a versatile slang term used to express a range of emotions, including confusion, frustration, or overwhelming excitement. The meaning of the word depends on the context of the situation, allowing it to adapt to various emotions and scenarios.

Confusion: "I asked her about the party, and she gave me this Kidaki Mushroom look like she had no idea what I was talking about."

Frustration: "I've been trying to assemble this furniture for hours, and it's becoming a real Kidaki Mushroom moment. I can't figure out where these screws are supposed to go!"

Overly excited: "When I found out I got the job, I was so Kidaki Mushroom that I couldn't stop smiling for the rest of the day!"

by SlangSculptor December 17, 2023

mushroom beyblade

To do a nasty sexual act to someone over the internet

Guy1: did she ever message you back?
Guy2: ya she asked me to mushroom Beyblade her
Guy1: fuck what a freak. did you do it?
Guy2: hell ya look how dirty my face is.

by person2020 December 25, 2020

russian mushrooms

A band of friends from Alabama who pulled names out of a hat…yeah it’s really stupid but the people in the band enjoy having each other. One plays guitar. Another plays bass and is the lead singer. Last but not least the clarinetist.

Have you heard of the Russian mushrooms?

by He/she/they/them/ple/ase/date June 30, 2021

Poison Mushroom

A girl named michelle who looks like a Poison Mushroom

When Michelle puts on Shawna's striped hat, Michelle turns into a poison mushroom

by Anonymousjusgn October 20, 2010

Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! May 31, 2018

Alony "Mushroom" Hetz: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Alony "Mushroom" Hetz: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025