kick short people month

the month of October is kicking short people month. Kick people shorter than 5 feet to the moon.

Friend 1: It's October you know what that means...
*Friend one kicks friend 2 into the air*
Friend 2: WAIT NO!
Friend 1: Thank you kick short people month.

by JinnyFlinny October 3, 2022

Pride month celebration parade

The quickest way that a town lose all their HIV drugs

Toledo, Ohio had a huge Pride month Celebration parade . The HIV pride marchers descended like a horde of locusts on the all Toledo pharmacies for all the of Toledo's HIV drugs. The local Toledo fruitloops got sick due to the lack of HIV drugs.

by queensburykid November 19, 2023

Eat ass month

Every month at the 10th to the 23rd you and your friends must do something that consists of eating ass

Guy 1: yo dude do you know what the time of the month it is?
Guy 2: no what is it
Guy 1: EAT ASS MONTH BRING THOSE CHEEKS

by Maker of words. November 18, 2021

International Football Month

November was the official Month the best sport on earth was invented.

International Football Month is the best month ever

by WorldFootballPresident June 16, 2024

shut the fuck up snapchat month

any made up day in october is cancelled because its shut the fuck up snapchat month.

Sarah: "hey its grab ass mon-"
Lucy: "you got that from snapchat right?"
Sarah: "yeah"
Lucy: "well it doesn't count because its shut the fuck up snapchat month"

by imtiredofthisbsplease October 3, 2020

National Bamon Month

The duration of the month of May is declared ‘National Bamon Month’. This month celebrates the ship Bamon from popular television show The Vampire Diaries. The month of May pays ode to the time the characters Bonnie and Damon spent stuck in the May 10 prison world time loop.

Bamon fan 1: I’m counting down the days till May first.

Bamon fan 2 : What happens on May First

Bamon fan 1: Its the official start to National Bamon month

by Bamonfan123 April 30, 2021

National pass month

National pass month begins November first, for the whole month you will have every single pass. You can do anything you want all month. From slapping ass to punching a bitch in the face.

Guy*slaps girls ass*

Girl “why the duck did you do that?

Guy “it’s national pass month
Girl “oh ok”

by Yo moms a hoe November 5, 2019