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sexy mike

HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people
by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020
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mike khoury

Mike khoury is vastly popular on twitter and Snapchat. A few of his videos have gone viral, such as the time he got finessed in the Taco Bell drive thru. People often find humor in the fact that he is extremely unfortunate.

Also, he loves his cat, Sebastian.
EX#1: lmfao you really just got jumped at your OWN PARTY, dassa Mike Khoury move.

EX#2: you more obsessed with your cat than mike khoury is.
by Bugcity September 20, 2017
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Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach
He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do
by 188888995 July 29, 2021
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Coach Mike

“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”

That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”
by mygfsuckstoes October 16, 2019
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Mike Bobagaurd

Mike Bobagaurd saved me from three charges of Illegal warheads
by Susan Bobagaurd August 25, 2022
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Other Mike

Other Mike is one of two friends who are both named Mike, but is the second of the two you have met. Hence the 'other'. It is not necessarily a lower status, but used to differentiate in a conversation between two Mikes. Can also be refered to as "O to the M".
'Hey Mike, are you coming to lunch?' 'Yah I'll be there in five.' Oh, ok, Other Mike just called and said he was coming too.'
by Why She Needs Two October 19, 2007
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Mike Toreno

A CIA agent from GTA San Andreas, mostly involved with the drug trade among many other things.
Mike Toreno: - Carl, learn to fly.
CJ: I'm on it man, I swear.
Mike Toreno: "Yeah, I'm on it man I swear", same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!
CJ: Shit dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.
CJ: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
CJ: Ok man, I get the message.
by Big-digger-nick January 20, 2022
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