by Boyfriend of Maddy January 27, 2022
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by LTR23232323 November 16, 2021
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Person 1: Ayo, did you hear that?
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
by bigbooty69_ December 16, 2021
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by absolutrastaman August 26, 2022
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by Bobby’s World October 4, 2022
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by karrot November 22, 2021
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