Mexican credit card

A siphon hose. Instead of paying for gas, simply help yourself to another motorist's fuel. Form of credit has disappeared with the advent of locking gas caps

"We're a bit strapped for cash for this cross country drive."

"That's ok, I've got a Mexican credit card in the trunk."

by leGrandFromage February 13, 2013

Mexican neopolitan whip

The act of injecting ones penis into her poop chute, thus developing a smear of faecal matter on said penis. Then removing shaft from the anal cavity and inserting into a bloody axe wound and proceeding to ejaculate. Thus creating three colours of fun to chow down on from her own waffle

Hey baby want to try a Mexican neopolitan whip?

by macdaddy_1827 November 13, 2013

mexican toppings

when you shove your dick so far down her throat she vomits blood and bits of food, therefore being Mexican salsa/toppings

Person 1: Guess what i gave Stacey yesterday
Person 2: Mexican toppings?
Person 1: HELL YEAH!

by mexican hammer time May 20, 2015

Mexican Bear Hug

A Mexican Bear Hug is when the drug cartels put you in rubber tires and light it on fire.

Ex: Holy Shit Mark is about to get a Mexican Bear Hug

by Beandip321 December 21, 2016

Mexican Dinner Rush

When you are 69'ing an girl and you pour traditional Mexican foods such as beans, taco meat, guacamole, etc into her vagina and start eating it rapidly

Male: Girl I'm gonna give you a Mexican Dinner Rush!

Female: What is that?
Male: You'll find out in a minute ;) arrrrriba

by ResponsiblyConfused June 11, 2017

Mexican Wasp

Hispanic white man that thinks he is from Saudi Arabia and produces honey from his small stinger.

The Mexican wasp was not allowed to enter MUN because of his micro stinger.

by pornistwankist February 20, 2018

Mexican Radio

I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
And the touch of a world that is older
Turn the switch and check the number
Leave it on when in bed I slumber
I hear the rhythms of the music
I buy the product and never use it
I hear the talking of the dj
Can't understand, just what does he say?
I'm on a mexican radio
I'm on a mexican radio
I dial it in and tune the station
They talk about the u.s. inflation
I understand just a little
No comprende--it's a riddle

I'm on a mexican radio
I'm on a mexican radio
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbecued iguana
I’d take requests on the telephone
I'm on a wavelength far from home
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
I dial it in from south of the border
I hear the talking of the dj
Can't understand, just what does he say?
Radio radio...

by Death Menace October 15, 2022