Mary Todd 

1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."

2. Abraham Lincoln's wife

Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."

Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.

Mary Todd by MaryTodd November 18, 2012

Mary Jane 

slang expression for Marijuana popular because it allows songwriters to personalise something dear to them

As in: Mary Jane is in my mind again
She brings me dreams
And gets me high again
Lets me know
That I should just let go
Of all the troubles in my life again

Mary Jane by Songwriter1 April 19, 2013

mary rottencrotch 

A term hard up guys use to describe vaginas cause day horny and da women just talk and don't play with thier penies

Want to see my big cock ?

No, but I'd like dinner and a movie with the other guy:)

Shes Mary Rottencrotch, I know because I saw full metal jacket and she must have a pile of poopy in it if she doesn't vant me

mary rottencrotch by Money budlinks October 28, 2013

mary timmons 

A girl who reads people's minds and is very awkward and insecure. She is very dedicated to whatever she does and is a great friend. People love her smile but she doesn't. She feels incomplete and worthless but isn't. She laughs for long periods of time at her own jokes. And he's teased about everything he does. You would want Mary as friend.

Danggg Mary Timmons is really awkward

mary timmons by My mom is rad January 1, 2014

mary pooppins 

The act or process of taking such a large shit that you are forced to flush the toilet half way through your deification.

Properly used in a conversation:

Dude Number 1 "Dude, I took the gnarliest Mary Pooppins after eating all those burritos."

Dude Number 2 "Dude, I want burritos"

mary pooppins by halffullflusher February 23, 2014

Mary Jane 

Another word for weed, marijuana. A candy and a song. It is also a name, Mary Jane's are smart, honestly and mostly pretty.

I love Mary Janes.
The girl?

No the candy

How bout smoking it?

Mary Jane by Timblrbitch February 3, 2015

mary bastable 

A woman who makes a mean beef stroganoff

My mom Mary Bastable made dinner last night and it was amazing, beef stroganoff to be exact.

mary bastable by JackBastable March 30, 2015