July 9th

national kill andre day

Andre: oh hi there friend
You: stfu😐
Andre: what?

You: *starts blazing guns* happy national kill andre day

Andre: *dead bc it's July 9th*

by Booty liccer July 6, 2021

july 11th

The day where the best gays are born

Oh, she was born July 11th? Don’t even try hitting that Johnathan...

by Gay6996 October 15, 2019

july 9

THIS IS THE CURSED DAY WHEN DOGS DIE, IF YOU ARE BORN ON THIS YOU ARE A WITCH!

Hey, what's July 9?
DONT TALK ABOUT THAT MY DOG DIED THAT DAY

by so i saw the + so i was curiou November 12, 2020

24 july

Bluegreeners day

Don't tell them what we did the 24 july

Don't tell them that we bluegreened because of a tik tok

by Tiny'28 July 25, 2020

July 6th

The day one of the brightest stars (Camron Boyce) past away 😭

Did you hear? Camron Boyce died on July 6th🥺

by U mAkE mUh DìCk hArD 🤣 July 10, 2019

julie beef

To Have a grudge against one's mother

Mike: You suck
Ben: Your mom sucks!
Mike: ohhhhh now we got julie beef?

by Katherine Choi October 30, 2007

Fourth of July

The worst day out of the year to enjoy a day the beach

Barbie: Hey Girl! Want to go to the beach and soak up some rays?
Midge: Fuck Girl, it's the Fourth of July. Every inland suburban family has stuffed their mini vans with hotdogs, boogie boards, and their middle school children. We'll never be able to find a parking spot or decent piece of ass!

by CCSDCA July 4, 2008