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Jerry

a term for a bitchass small eyed piece of shit

waste of air
look at Jerry, his eyes are so small like coin slits in a vending machine
by jerryhater2 March 10, 2023
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Jerry Seismograph

The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.
“Jerry Seismograph, you know, “maybe groomed?” “Statutory Rape?” “Allen Iverson?”, The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.
by JohnnyBrav69 April 1, 2023
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Jerry pinger

The art of pinging of one's tits off to the point of pulling the curtains slightly back to check for old bill when your mate moves his foot.
Oi bilson you hear that?

Your off your nut you've gone all jerry pinger on me.

Stick a plate in lets deal with this like we're on the jerry pinger show.
by Bill Wilkins March 27, 2025
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Jerry’s Kid

When you punch someone in the thigh hard enough to make them limp around like a “Jerry’s Kid”. (Comedian and actor Jerry Lewis hosted telethons to raise money for children with muscular dystrophy)
Hey, twerp, give me your lunch money, or I’ll give you a Jerry’s Kid!
by Onehundredbuttholes March 29, 2025
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Aqua Jerry

When two homeless people with no more than collectively eight teeth are having sex in a fountain.
“ honey look! There’s an Aqua Jerry in the 9/11 memorial fountain!”
by Faffie April 17, 2025
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Jerry

actual fatass who cries about bein fat and pretends to have an ED, then binge eats and gains more weight.

(fag)
“I hate jerry”
by lucas_0526 April 25, 2025
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