yandere Jason

yandere Jason is a boy that has a yandere soul in his. he will not be yandere unless there love is close in a 16 feet radius he will do every thing even if it means cutting someone in half with a frizzing gardening saw.

Yandere Jason will do anything for his love. Yes that includes throwing you off of a frizzing school building.

by sylveonmaster January 15, 2019

mike jason

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.

Imagine waking up to the default name temp-5438345 and realizing you forgot to do a Mike Jason last night

by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019

The Jason

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.

Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"

by DlouisD May 21, 2019

A Jason

To be used as an anal gimp at a party and take any and all loads during the night.

Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"

by Wank-o-meter January 31, 2023

Jason Aldean Cake

Face Sex. Actual Sex of the face.

"dudes i had some Jason ALdean CAke for brefast"-lady
"Woha lucky girl"-other dudes

by AWSUMNN KEFFA November 6, 2010

Jason

An incredibly talented and handsome young man who is quintessential in character. Jason is daring, witty, and has incredibly large muscles, allowing him to lift over a hundred children at once with a single hand. He is also very popular and loved by many. I'm not sure how many people love him, but I would have to guess it is around seven... thousand. Jason is very outgoing and easy to befriend because he is accepting of everyone.

Jason: -and then the Ethiopian asked God "Please send help!"
Person 1: Wow Jason is so cool I wish I could be friends with him
Person 2: Just go ask him, he is so accepting

*Person 1 goes to ask Jason to be his friend*

Jason: Get the fuck away from me you ugly gay nigger faggot, you look like a broken glass eating fat fuck Jew gook ass spick faggot diseased cow anus. I would never be friends with a retard like you.

Person 1 was found the next morning hanging in his room.

by child predator May 25, 2016

Jason Nash

a man who won't see his kids for a long time. he only got fame from a kid in his twenties. he wanted to get with his ex wife but he is now with a former stripper, trisha paytas. his parents are also dead.

Grandma Gertrude: sweetheart what are you watching?
Bob: Jason Nash's new video
Grandma Gertrude: ew why lol

by the.acid.is.kicking.in October 28, 2018