The January Kid

A nickname given to profound, arrogant little kids who were born in the month of January. Usually an aloof individual, sarcastic, and just thinks they are cool with there detailed remarks that end up ruining anyones conversation and tends to defeat the purpose of it.

Father: "Now remember Susie, never listen to the boys and girls at school that say they are better than you, its not true."

Susie: "ok daddy.."

The January Kid: "but...thats impossible, i mean...your always going to be better than someone at SOMETHING in life. And Susie just happens to suck at the things she does, so REALLY, them kids aren't lying at all, are they Dad?"

Father: ............

by Propel connoisseur March 13, 2009

January 11

It's national your bsf birthday today. So make sure to give them a present and say happy birthday

Taylor: Hey girl it's January 11!

Payton: yeah Soo
Taylor: yeah so go say happy birthday to your friend cause it's national your bsf birthday today!

by From your bsf. Your welcome October 13, 2019

January 20

National anime day. Any person can watch any anime for as long as they want. Cosplay is also a part of anime day

Jake: hey what do you want to watch

Anna: it’s January 20 we going to watch some anime today!

by Shay_weeb October 26, 2019

January 6

Today is the day where if you have never put a finger up your butt, then you should try it.

Them: can you put a finger in my ass?

Me: it’s January 6 so why not

by aNoNaThOt October 19, 2019

January 1st

Looking tore up or similar to the appearance of a post New Year's Eve hangover.

Damn that girl looks like January 1st

by 18andCounting February 8, 2009

January 5

Suck tits day

Go up to a girl and suck her tits on January 5

by Bigbuffalobrain October 15, 2019

January 31

1 in 1000 people born on this day are weebs ÙwÚ

Shrek is a hot anime character btw...Just letting you know.... Teehee

January 31st is pretty funky ÙwÚ

by 🍜 October 28, 2019