jake kelly

To pick the biggest of bogies while steaming off a fart

I pulled a huge Jake kelly earlier

by Ronnie Pickering69 March 24, 2019

Jake Curry

One known to love and find earth-shattering pleasure in performing the sex act "Frozen Eddie".

"Man, that Jake Curry said he wanted to Frozen Eddie the hell out of Austin Johnson."

by atticus Locke June 8, 2014

Jake Pratt

very small, very weird, very sexy...
likes to masturbate to pictures of Hayley Williams (Paramore singer) and he has been known to talk about the large scale of his reproductive organs.

Tanner: I'm so bored.
Jeff: Yeah man, I wish Jake Pratt was here, that litte guy is fucking crazy.

by babysmasher March 16, 2012

jake olsen

A sexy boi wit' a six pack

Two girls are at the beach. One says 'thats a fine Jake Olsen over there'

by Wolffinder74 January 13, 2018

Jake Paul

Cancer

“Hey man do u have jake paul?”

“What?

“Jake Paul, cancer, DU”

by 69luke November 30, 2018

Jake Wilson

The scariest motherfucker in Queensland

Robbo: Oi have you seen Jake Wilson? Apparently he's here
Steve-O: What the fuck cunt? Get the fuck out of here

by Tweed Ass Bitch May 30, 2018

jake mcquade

Jake is a very different type of person. he is very sneaky and tends to watch people when they don't expect it. he is very loyal to his friends. his smile warms up the room and everyone loves to spend time with Jake. he is very athletic and girls crawl all over him, on top of that he has a great body, its a perfect match!! he is very intelligent and smells amazing. its a myth that jake mcquades pee ginger ale!! usually found with ginger hair, and a sexy smile, jake mcquade is the person to be!

girl: oh my god is that jake mcquade
girl 2: yes, he is beautiful
girl: im in love

by aruther burfeild January 25, 2019