Jade

The cheese lord

"All hail Jade, the cheese lord"

by anonymous November 13, 2021

jade and jaden

just two people with commitment issues trying to commit to each other

Jade and Jaden trying to solve their problem every other day.

Jade: what are we?
Jaden: what do you think we are?
Jade: a mess.

by jade lol February 27, 2022

Cunty Jade

The transgender queen struts down the runway with unmatched confidence, radiating power, beauty, and allure. Every step is a declaration of strength and artistry. Jade isn’t just incredible, she is the embodiment of grace, resilience, and excellence, the most extraordinary woman to ever command the spotlight.

"Woah! It's cunty jade!"

by pussy lips󠀀󠀀󠀀󠀀󠀀󠀀󠀀󠀀󠀀󠀀 September 9, 2025

Jade

A funny, smart girl, who always keep your spirits up and reassures you every step of the way. Hardworking, and a great friend. If you’re lucky enough to have a Jade as a friend, make sure you appreciate them, and if you are a jade, accept it, your amazing <3

Girl 1: i wish i was friends with jade!!!!
Girl 2: yeah!! Shes the best!!!!

by girrafeis_cook July 9, 2022

jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.

by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016

Jade

Jade is the name of a girl who is extremely overweight. This girl smells like rotten fish mixed with 8 week old eggs. She is considered pip under all circumstances.

Wow, you’re such a jade

by DefinitelyNotShenan September 24, 2020

Jade

A short lightskin girl that is funny(joke) and very intelligent

Jade is a joke

by Jonggh jb cxx March 2, 2022