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Ning police

person 1: 2.2 isn't coming out
person 2: you Ning!!! im calling the Ning police!
by Freshbaked_bred June 26, 2023
mugGet the Ning policemug.

Fun police

Pcso fiona commented on a joke in a whatsapp group and had all the siblings running for the hills Fun Police
by Tim1987 February 14, 2022
mugGet the Fun policemug.

normie police

The normie police is a group of people that will make the internet great again. these nigga's are going to shrek all the normies that ruin your experience on the internet. they will save us all from the normies that made our lives hell.
Outsider 1: 'hey have you heard about the Isopod meme?'
Outsider 2: 'yeah, it looks like it has some great potential.'
Normie: 'hey guys rolf lmao XDDDD. have yur heard about dat boie?!?! the meme is very good and lit fam XDDD rolf lol.'
Outsider 1 and 2: 'please go away normie you're ruining our life's.'
Normie police: 'okay bitch it's time to go away you cancerous person.'
Normie: 'oh man i guess i'll go for now ;((((((.'
Outsider 1 and 2: 'oh wow, thank you Normie police.'
Normie police: 'no problem'
by GenericHuman73559 January 29, 2018
mugGet the normie policemug.

D-policing

Telling a male how to use his reproductive organ or who to date.
Please stop d-policing me! I can date whoever I want. The guys friends were d-policing his social life with rude comments of the women he chose to date.
by anonymous March 27, 2024
mugGet the D-policingmug.

police boat

by DumbShitUrban June 1, 2021
mugGet the police boatmug.

Texas Police Officer

“Texas police officer”:

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"

"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
by Roomba69 May 28, 2022
mugGet the Texas Police Officermug.

Ukrainian Riot Police

The act of firing a shotgun breaching round at someone. The term comes from the 2013-2014 Euromaidan protest, were members of the Ukrainian riot police fired breaching rounds at pro-EU protesters
"Did you see how fucking smug Becky was today?" "Yeah. I totally want to Ukrainian Riot Police her face"
by Warcrab June 9, 2017
mugGet the Ukrainian Riot Policemug.

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