Indian alarm clock

is when you drink a lot of water before sleeping. The need to relieve oneself wakes one up.
Just for clarification, "Indian" refers to indigenous Americans. That's what it was called when it was defined for me.

I'm going to bed right after I set my Indian alarm clock.

by anonymous November 30, 2022

Indian Shaft Burn

When she rubs it back and forth so hard it turns red and the skin starts peeling.

“She gave me an Indian shaft burn last week, and I still can’t walk straight!”

by Swithy August 21, 2023

Indian Waffle Maker

When a woman lies in her back hips in the air and legs spread. Their partner takes a tennis racket and hits the vagina resulting in a waffle pattern.

"Yo Matt Joni let me give her an Indian waffle maker"

"Justin I just had the craziest Indian waffle maker with Lori."

by KennyOSkura May 10, 2016

British/Indian Jackass

A person who rages, stresses out or cries while gaming ( typically in first person/third person shooters. eg: CoD, Fortnite, Free Fire )

Favourite phrases are: "kontol", "Mother...", "Camper" and so on. The phrase "Chicken" was used by the ancient B/I Jackasses.

Person A: "Mother..."
Person B: "You British/Indian Jackass"

by Kuntul69 December 30, 2020

Indian traffic jam

When 2 or more drivers from India drive right next to each other preventing faster traffic from passing, causing a traffic jam because of their inconsiderateness.

"I would have gotten there on time because there wasn't much traffic, but I got caught in an Indian traffic jam!

by delfuego November 4, 2013

i met the indian

to have sex after a long period of drought

After a long sexless marriage, I met the Indian.

by Norman Noble February 8, 2015

Reverse Indian Hump

When your at a basement party and the seemingly harmless Indian girl aggressively pins your drunken body against the wall and starts thrusting her buttocks into your crotch. While her friends circle around you, chanting ceremonial cries in their native tongue.

“Dude I was so blackout I got the reverse Indian hump last night.”

“You’ve gotta come see this. John is getting the reverse Indian hump, he’s gotta be blackout!”

by Uhhhhdaboi April 28, 2022