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hump hustler

A criminal defense lawyer that specializes in sex crimes. Popularized by the TV show Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
person A: "Hey did you hear Joe got arrested for touching a 13 year old?"
person B: "yeah Bobby already reached out out to him to offer his legal services"
person A: "what a hump hustler"
by randomguy132 July 16, 2023
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Hump your bitch day

Hump your bitch on dec 29th .
* humps Lisa*

Lisa: wtf why would you do that

Derek: Bc it’s hump your bitch day !
by Nola❤️🥲 December 29, 2020
mugGet the Hump your bitch daymug.

Hump day

Yo it's hump day tomorrow
by Fwaxll February 13, 2023
mugGet the Hump daymug.

Gorilla Hump

Performed by a male on a female during a bang session. While the female is laying down on the bed the male stands up and falls forward. On the fall forward the male inserts his cock into the vag. keep in mind that if you miss your dick will b snapped off.
I give kevin a 10 on the Gorilla Hump he just performed.
by CockDiesal August 13, 2009
mugGet the Gorilla Humpmug.

Hump Day

Wednesday is known as hump day because it is in the middle of the week. Just like a Hump is generally in the middle of a camel.

By Wednesday, you have made it to Hump Day, and the rest of the week should be easy for you.
Camel: Guess what today is?
Normal Person: What-
Camel: HUMP DAYYYYYYY
by thenormalnobody January 20, 2020
mugGet the Hump Daymug.

Jump hump

Wanna help my jump hump this girl I met at Institute.
by Exmormonnick May 8, 2022
mugGet the Jump humpmug.

cold hump

when you are horny in the winter and dont have a girl until the lust kicks in and fuck a snowman/women until you cant feel your dick
Man I was so horny last night that I cold humped my snowwomen
by : ? l October 14, 2021
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