Horse Girl

they probably like anal.

Person 1- "did you see that horse girl?"
Person 2- "yeah i heard she likes anal."

by nailpolishremover696969 September 23, 2018

Crazy Horse

An Oglala holy man. His memory has been tarnished by malt liquor, prostitutes, sex clubs, and a lot of other vices which would be along the lines of "Pope John Paul II Abortion Clinic".

"Anything a white man says about Crazy Horse is a lie."

by Xyzzy May 29, 2004

Horse Cave

A horse cave is the a name for a fat white bitch whose vagina is like a giant black hole because she fucks a bunch of black dudes.

My aunt Brittany has a massive horse cave

by thebadesstdabberalive April 27, 2017

Nooka Horse

An exclamation of unfairness. Similar to "Bull Shit".

Man, that was nooka horse!

by Luke Barbour July 11, 2006

Ride the orange horse

To be under the effects of adderall.

Etymology: This word developed from the phrase "Ride the white horse." which is in reference to cocaine use, and came to popularity in the 70s. The similar stimulant effects of adderall have caused the effects of these two substances to be considered in some ways related.

I got to do well on this test, man. I'm about to ride the orange horse through this study session!

by CoreyD123 October 16, 2008

Can't Milk a Horse

Used as an exclamation when noting an obvious or moronic error in judgment. Usually suggesting complete unworkability. Also used to designate a situation one tries to take advantage of, where there is no actual advantage to be had.

#1: "I really thought my new pet snake and my hamster would get along. Well, I guess you can't milk a horse."

#2: Jerry - "So I tried to milk this horse and well... you know what they say: 'You can't milk a horse'."

#3: Fred - "I just tried to hit on Nancy at her ex's funeral, but ya can't milk a horse."

#4: "I invested $8,000,000 on the new line of Pogs, but goddam: Ya can't milk a horse!"

by Skazu March 4, 2010

Washing The Horse

While getting your partner from behind, pull out, and urinate all over their back - especially in the hair while tugging on it.

Jen thought I was going to pull out and shoot, but instead she caught me washing the horse.

by Theodore Baagz, MD April 18, 2014