the skinny jean latte sipping crowd that thrives on student loans and mommy and daddies assistance well into their 20s...
also closet cokeheads that are all knowing... tattoos and piercing are optional for the usual wackass hipster
also closet cokeheads that are all knowing... tattoos and piercing are optional for the usual wackass hipster
a good example of "wackass hipster" s are kids at luckybar in victoria BC and people that are proffessional students in their late 20s early 30s
people with absolutley no real direction, goals or substance with an overabundant feeling of entitlement and importance
people with absolutley no real direction, goals or substance with an overabundant feeling of entitlement and importance
by libertas22 July 1, 2012
Get the wackass hipster mug.A chronic motor neuron condition typified by persons exiting the subway and suddenly freezing in their tracks while staring at their phones until achieving a GPS lock on their location.
by Noumenontreal September 4, 2013
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You prefer graphene businesses to tried-and-tested engineering businesses? You're such a business hipster.
by fxrge April 26, 2022
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All the bougie hipsters have taken over Williamsburg and made it too trendy and expensive. All the real hipsters have moved to Bushwick.
by namastebitches September 19, 2014
Get the bougie hipster mug.A Californian who understands the other side. His/Her parents own a broken down beetle or microbus. Knows all the lyrics to Jimi Hendrix songs and hangs bootleg Janis Joplin posters. Understands that without bats we cannot have tequila, therefore traces migratory patterns of flying mammals to sustain a party life. Guy, Has a big mustache and a lazy comb-over. Girl, is simply a Fresa. Both ingest flax seed and chia seeds because it gives supernatural Aztec Powers. Prominent in K-Town, Sac-Town, the Bay Area and GDL. Most likely will become a mayor or councilmember altough claims to be 'Punk-Rock for Life' Homes!
Jenner: Bromio, do you remember where I left my fixie?
Ronnie: Broseph, you dropped it at the Mexican Hipster's pad because he was going to swap your bottom bracket.
Jenner: Oh yea, I forget shit when I'm sober.
Ronnie: That's hella truism! Yo, should we pick up some PBRs and go pick up your bike?
Jenner: Sounds like Bromance bro, let's do that. I bet the Mexican will grill up some oraganic shit.
Ronnie: Broseph, you dropped it at the Mexican Hipster's pad because he was going to swap your bottom bracket.
Jenner: Oh yea, I forget shit when I'm sober.
Ronnie: That's hella truism! Yo, should we pick up some PBRs and go pick up your bike?
Jenner: Sounds like Bromance bro, let's do that. I bet the Mexican will grill up some oraganic shit.
by boot•tuck•chuck October 1, 2015
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by bigwoody7623 August 7, 2017
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(2) A corporate hipster.
(2) A corporate hipster.
Me: "want to meet up in Wicker Park later and talk about open source software?" Hipster Adjacent Friend: "No, tonight isn't good, I want to get carryout from Wasabi and need to commit and push the new code update to my fork in GitHub before midnight."
by ProductRoom35 May 27, 2020
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