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side handed ape gribbler

is when you gingerly GINGERLY!!!!!
slide your hand down the musky leathery crook of your swath. Eagerly sniff your thumb webbing and become completely appualed by the combined stench of sack sweat and bowel residues.
What the fuck Jesse? did you just give yourself a "side handed ape gribbler" because your hand totally reeks of frumunda.
by chunk shlagle November 14, 2006
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Handheld Boyfriend

your first boyfriend who you only hold hands with.
my handheld boyfriend and i hung out with each other at recesses
by Sprawl IX April 16, 2010
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Rub Handles

An alternative term for love handles. Often found a more fitting name based on the fact that no one actually loves love handles.
That chick's rub handles were repulsive.
by pphresh January 24, 2010
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left handed hug

to firmly hug someone and hold them with one arm close and tight, preferably with your dominate arm for strength purposes, then slowly slide your free hand down that person's back, spreading their meat-cheeks with your hands and penetrating their chocolate starfish with your fingers, thus a forced reach-around.
My girl friend broke up with me so I asked for one last hug goodbye, needless to say it was a "left handed hug".
by humbleguy November 12, 2011
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Handle Jiggling

Where the driver's side door is unlocked and they get in but you stand at the passenger's side and shake the handle until they unlock it.
Duddeee, you left me out in the cold forever, I was Handle Jiggling like a stripper out there.
by Keri@Wyoming July 26, 2010
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Handler

A person who only gets in relationships with mentally ill people. A handler either wants to “fix” the person or thinks an experience with them would be “interesting”. They often decide to end the relationship when the person they are dating gets better help.
Person A: Hey how’s Anna?
Person B: Fuck if I know, she dumped me as soon as I started taking meds that work.
Person A: Jesus, forget about that handler
by tommyboy666 December 2, 2017
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double-handle

To form a task unnecessarily, or not completely which means you have to finish it later; causing one to exert force twice.
Throwing your socks on the floor and then picking them up and putting in the hamper: "Why did you double-handle your socks?"
by Warren Bess July 20, 2003
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