Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.
Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.
Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.
Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”
“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023
Get the Hobo Magicianmug. Dude I hobo flipped last week and was up for 5 days carpet farming just to find one last piece of crack or tweak on the floor.
by TacoTheGod February 27, 2021
Get the Hobo Flipmug. The median on a two lane or more road where a homeless person struts thier stuff sporting the hottest accessory in cardboard fashion and looks for tips.
Tommy: Dude is that John working the hobo runway?
(car pulls up to John)
John: Yeah, I went to art school so now I've gotta spange.
(car pulls up to John)
John: Yeah, I went to art school so now I've gotta spange.
by hoboh8r December 29, 2010
Get the Hobo Runwaymug. by if you read this you're a fag May 8, 2024
Get the Gay Hobo Sigmamug. it’s like a drunk bum on the street… fucked up and talking shit, mainly to themselves . Think shadow boxing alone with his shadow
He paced the sidewalk like Luke Skywalker gone rogue, spewing hobo speak—gibberish laced with fury, cursing the sky like it stole his last smoke.
by Billy Pang March 31, 2025
Get the Hobo Speakmug. A homeless person. This word is usually used by people who do not have sympathy for homeless people. Someone who runs a homeless shelter would never use the word hobo.
by Emmaedamae October 28, 2014
Get the Hobomug. When you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits all over your bed, so you make a bundle with your shit-covered sheets to throw them in the street
Bro, that girl shit all over my bed like a damn pig . I had no choice but to make a Hochelaga hobo bag
by Pornhub aja August 16, 2025
Get the hochelaga hobo bagmug.