Grease Monkey

1. Someone who has bits of food, grease, etc. in their facial hair or normal hair.

2. Someone who loves working on cars.

1.
George: Man, John never puts a hairnet on when using the deep fat frier. What a grease monkey.

2.
Josh: All that that grease monkey Joel does all day is work on cars.

by The Anonymous Corporation April 29, 2010

greasle

A diesel engine which has been modified to burn animal or vegetable oil.

"I drove the greasle cross country by bumming used french fry oil from restaurants."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

greasebox

just another dirty word for vagina

last night i took this chick home with me and put my penis in her greasebox

by alotta fagina January 31, 2005

greased gorilla

a sweaty, funky, hairy vagina. female duck butter.

lucy had a greased gorilla after her work out.

by greasy gorilla October 22, 2008

Greasonomics

Greasonomics is the study of grease. It is where supply and command meet on the scales of grease to form the greasilibrium. An ideal situation would be one in which the grease levels are indeed high and one is maximizing the greasilibrium.

Greasonomics is...
1. Getting really greased up at a bar
2. Wearing neon/tight/bright clothing in social situations
3. Being unable to walk, so one is forced to slide.

by Jimmy Greasestrom August 1, 2011

grease the griddle

Using any impromptu, closest available, not labeled as a lubricant, lubricant as a lubricant during ass play.

"Eve, we dont have any astro-glide, but we have olive oil."

"Just grease the griddle, Adam."

by dirtydirtydirtydirtymind666 December 14, 2013

grease gobbler

A woman who blows black men. Mostly for drugs, but sometimes for money or pleasure.

I hope you didn't kiss that grease gobbler.

by Klingpin February 10, 2015