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grumpy goose

to be overly grumpy and yelling at people on the internet for no reason like Taylor "Southern" Pomeroy.
Tayler - "YOUR SO DUMB, WHY CANT U HIT HIM ONCE, I HIT HIM IN THE FOOT 4 TIMES WITH AK"

Tyzr - "Your just a grumpy goose, its for fun"
by killminder October 16, 2008
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Standing Goose

The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.
After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)
by DJ D-Willis July 22, 2010
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gobble goose

When an animal or person has big fat pouch under the chin, like a very noticeable fatty pouch, whether it be human or animal.
Good Lord! Did you see the size of the gobble goose on that potbelly pig?

That woman's gobble goose was so big that when she talked it jiggled to the point of distraction
by TDCJ 77 March 10, 2015
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Grey Goosed

When drinking grey goose lands you in hospital with a blood alcohol content of 0.280 and ends with vomiting on yourself In the shower with your mate having to help your drunk ass out of the shower and into bed.
by Classic Amy July 13, 2019
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lightskin._gojo2

If you are lightskin._gojo2 then you are the funniest, coolest, hottest, sexiest MF ON THIS PLANET😈
FOLLOW THEM ON TIKTOK because they are @lightskin._gojo2
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Satoru Gojo

A jjk character and a lonely 28 yo virgin with commitment issues who everyone wants to smash for some reason
Person 1: Bro I saw some guy crying at kfc today
Person 2:
Must’ve been Satoru Gojo
by gabussy February 27, 2022
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fw.gojouu

Your average human but he's a tiktoker with 4k and loves having e sex
fw.gojouu:hi
Random:hi
by Kepids April 18, 2022
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