German

derogatory term used for Puerto Ricans; usually heard in parts of the East Coast.

Fuck that german.

by DripDrop5555 May 13, 2011

german kill

when you get kneed in the butt and then pushed down

dude I did faceplant after i got german killed

by D whoa March 25, 2010

German Countdown

A sex move whose constituent act(s) is so denigrating, violent and unspeakable that it cannot be described using human language, mathematics or symbolic logic, even though it can still convey meaning in everyday conversation.

Hubert: "Dude, did you hear Beatrice got the German Countdown (der Deutschen Kündigung)?"

Barnaby: "Yeah man, I wasn't there but I know one when I see one. It's gonna be a lot harder for her to be a sperm dumpster now that she's a comatose paraplegic."

by jinglepants69 July 8, 2011

gems

Most handsome guy you'll ever meet.

Sparkles like a true gem.

Hearthrob.

Coolest thing on earth.

Adonis like.

I'm so gems.

by iamgems July 22, 2011

German Waterbottle

A sex practice in which multiple males ejaculate into a waterbottle, then proceed to pour the contents over a females vigina. Another female then comes and slrups the jizz from the vigina.

What are you going to do? Go have a german waterbottle?

by Johnny mcT October 29, 2011

German Whoopie Cushion

When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.

Look at that douchebag. Mike G just sat on a German Whoopie Cushion! Haha what an asshole!

by Mr. Dick Fitzwel October 30, 2011

german drawbridge

When there are two pairs of women, all covered in chocolate, using double headed dildos and you crawl underneath the dildos.

"I did a German drawbridge last night with the hottest girls ever."
"Dude, no you fucking didn't."

by Nah-Man June 13, 2014