Gordon Ramsay: *Orgasming about whisking* Nice and creamy
Random Commenter: THIS IS THE EXACT DEFINITON OF FOOD PORN
Random Commenter: THIS IS THE EXACT DEFINITON OF FOOD PORN
by A capricious alien god December 19, 2016
Get the Food Porn mug....Des eating salad at party while everyone else on the table are eating meat, fish...
Gian: Des, what are you having?
Des: Salad.
Gian. Ewww. Why are you having barn food? They're for cows.
Gian: Des, what are you having?
Des: Salad.
Gian. Ewww. Why are you having barn food? They're for cows.
by Blahhhh08 December 28, 2010
Get the barn food mug.Being so useless to society while living and able bodied, that you might actually be better off not living anymore. Thus saving resources here on earth for the productive folks, while simultaneously feeding plants with your decomposing remains, ultimately giving your empty life some minuscule value after all…
Christine and Matt are plant food man, they don’t do anything, ever, except maybe for one day and feed some plants with their shitty out of shape bodies….
by Eric Spano May 10, 2023
Get the Plant Food mug.Food that requires an oven to be cooked, and has an acquired taste due to being stored in an outside fridge.
"Have you been to Bald Man Jack's place lately?"
"Yes I have, he cooked me up some oven food he had been storing in his outside fridge for a week and then we watched the footy."
"Yes I have, he cooked me up some oven food he had been storing in his outside fridge for a week and then we watched the footy."
by Batesbatesbates August 3, 2023
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Get the food web mug.One has eaten too many cookies, cakes, candies, donuts & ice cream. Not to mention pasta & breads. So MANY that you keep stating that your in a food carb when you mean a carb coma !
by AuraGoldBlu October 6, 2019
Get the Food carb mug.In the restaurant industry, food runners work with the kitchen staff and the serves to ensure that the client gets their food correctly and in good time.
They are blamed for everything that gose wrong with the serves, in the kitchen and in life. A food runner just has to keep running food and apologize for something they did not do in order to keep the flow going.
Basically: Run, run, run!!! Screaming, yelling, insulting & no one thanks you for your hard work.
They are blamed for everything that gose wrong with the serves, in the kitchen and in life. A food runner just has to keep running food and apologize for something they did not do in order to keep the flow going.
Basically: Run, run, run!!! Screaming, yelling, insulting & no one thanks you for your hard work.
Hey! food runner where's the food for table 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ....21??? They have been waiting a long time!!!
by Someonewithfeelings December 20, 2016
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