Fortnite

A gift from an unknown divine heavenly deity (claims to be God himself) That expunges unholy thots from a mans life through an intense cartoonish violent online battle against other virgins who are seeking to rid themselves of other unholy thots.

Dude I just started playing Fortnite! Now I can tell all the kids at school how many girls I've fucked, when really the closest i got too having any kind of sex is when uncle Bucky tried to touch my willy.

by YouDummyFace April 16, 2018

fortnite

a popular game that boys play. sometimes girls try to play it, but everyone just cringed. all for the feminists, but leave fortnite to the guys.

guy: im gonna go home and play fortnite
girl: oh my gosh i wanna play too
guy: you get vsco, we get fortnite. stay in your lane.

by anonymousdefiniton March 11, 2018

Fortnite

And irrelevant game stupid people play. That turns your brain into mush.

“Oh he plays fortnite, he probably failed in school”

by Fortnite sucks May 28, 2018

FORTNITE

FORTNITE IS A SHITE GAME THAT NOBODY PLAYS EXCEPT FROM GAY CUNTSand retarded people

beetlejuice plays fortnite

by Bigboystruan September 16, 2019

Fortnite

One of the best things humanity has given to itself. It is a game that men play, and will pay more attention to than women, money, and cars. Getting a Victory Royale is better than sex, a raise, or going to a funeral. So why have you read this far and not playing?

Man No.1“Yo fam lets hit up the strip club.”
Man No.2”Bro hell na let’s hit up some Fortnite.”
Man No.1”Shiiiit bro you right let’s get that Victory Royale.”

by James_Godwin February 10, 2018

FORTNITE

A cancerous game no one likes. And if you like it your gay.

Are you playing FORTNITE , GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

by Hybrid Beam October 30, 2020

Fortnite

A Xbox/Ps game that means more to the player then their boyfriend/girlfriend means to them. they will spend more time playing this game then talking to them.

Becky - " Pay attention to me"
John - " I can't i'm playing Fortnite"

by kindawannakms February 11, 2018