wanked flat

When you masturbate so much your penis becomes flat

The wanker wanked so much he became wanked flat.

by Dlctionarydotcom January 1, 2015

Flat Paddywack

A collection of words you use when your friends ask you to give them something to rap about. Guaranteed to stump them under almost any circumstance.

Friend- Hey bro, Give me something to rap about
You- Flatt Paddywack
Friend- The fuck is a Flat Paddywack?
You- Nice rap bruh

by Grandma_Muskrat September 14, 2016

Flat Miracle

A male enhancement product made from fix-a-flat and Miracle Grow

I gotta get me some of that flat miracle.

by ac000000 January 11, 2011

Flat

Extremely boring, uninteresting, not worthy of being paid attention to.

Hey Molly did you get the notes for last weeks lecture? I didn't even bother, Ms. Smith's lectures are hella flat anyways.

by queeritating February 27, 2020

Flat Us

Flat Us is where home is
It makes buildings and flats feel like home
Somewhere the faith of parents and youngsters reconcile

Being Defined as

Students 1 : I have to shift to mumbai, I dont know how to find accommodation

Student 2: I have a solution for you! Flat Us Www.flatus.com
You can find everything thing you want

From accommodation to food and travel help

by Flat us November 24, 2021

ya nan flat

An insult used to hurt the feelings of the grandchild of the person you just boned till theyre flat

Ya nan flat ya wee prick

by Ctrlz.onion June 11, 2018

Flat-Balled-Talk

A humorous and tongue-in-cheek term used to describe discussions or conversations centered around the Flat Earth Theory. This lighthearted expression playfully suggests that such discussions lack the well-rounded and spherical nature of reality, highlighting the unconventional and debunked belief that the Earth is flat. Often used to inject humor into conversations about unconventional or pseudoscientific ideas, acknowledging the eccentricity of the topic.

Let's dive into some flat-balled-talk and explore the edges of absurdity!

by mi1es January 10, 2024