I can't afford to buy a light truck because of the chicken tax designed to protect us against those cheaper lightweight Japanese truck importers, so instead I'm just gonna buy a subcompact car. Why? Because they suck.
by A bugs's eyes June 16, 2022
Get the chicken tax mug.A action (or word) use to describe taking food from a person which was based of Kai cenats friend, fanum, who takes his food with every chance he gets
ooh this food looks good
You know what time it is
I swear to god if you fanum tax my food I will kill you
You know what time it is
I swear to god if you fanum tax my food I will kill you
by therobloxfilterisass December 28, 2023
Get the Fanum Tax mug.Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.
Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.
Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.
Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.
Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.
Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.
Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.
Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
Get the Fuck Shit Tax mug.I loaned a so-called friend of mine $100 bucks, I knew he didn’t like to pay his bills so why did I think he was going to pay me back? Now I’m paying Stupid Tax.
by Fansypants May 22, 2022
Get the Stupid Tax mug.Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
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