uncle thomas the tank engine

he is an uncle to everyone

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022

softwear engineer

an engineer who works on developing technology for advance and softest wear for the fabric industry. Average pay grade lies between pay worth 100 swim wears to 50 ballgowns.

Software engineers are losing their jobs, its now time to switch to softwear engineer.

by 19ratkiller January 23, 2021

Quirky Engineer

When you stick your dick inside a girl, right after your buddy came inside her, and you get his cum all over your dick.

The worst thing about a Quirky Engineer is that you get your buddy's cum all over your dick!

by Deeznutz091980 March 28, 2024

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!

You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022

without knowledge in engineering

Building or constructing something without having thought it through comme du monde

If you try building something like an electric chair in your basement, without knowledge in engineering, just a friendly caveat : not only are you slicing the pineapple, the result may be Frankenstein

by Sexydimma August 18, 2017

teenage engineering

Some company that came out of nowhere, spawned the rabbit r1, a weird overpriced tape recorder music player gadget and other oddball technology.

teenage engineering are weird

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 5, 2025

energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.

"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."

by NotAnEnergySystemsEngineer May 14, 2014