eat smacks

fall on face, trip, fall, eat shit, faceplant

"You better practice walking in those heels or you're gonna eat smacks"

by Shingleberry January 1, 2012

Slick Eating

When Someone is lowkey dick sucking

dam bruh you slick eating da shit outta dat man.

by DaRealBlockStar June 11, 2020

eating cd's

When a singer sings a song live and it sounds like a studio version

omg she sounds so good, shs must be eating cd's

by donutuseurealname May 8, 2019

eating the concrete

when you are slammed on the concrete and your teeth break on the concrete

if you don't stop you bout to be eating the concrete

by daddy 22 December 3, 2021

eating the phone

Typically an aussie rules football coach does this when they are very upset or about to lose big time

Oh my he is eating the phone

by Lord Beezer March 27, 2020

Eating Watermelon

Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.

Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.

eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.

A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.

So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!

by SxHustles December 5, 2021

Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’

by Awoogahhhh47 January 17, 2021