engineer

Engineer is a soft-spoken, amiable Texan from Bee Cave, Texas, USA with an interest in all mechanical things. He specializes in constructing and maintaining Buildings that provide support to his team, rather than fighting at the front lines, making him the most suitable for defense. The Engineer's various gadgets include the Sentry Gun, an automated turret that fires at any enemy in range, the Dispenser, a device that restores the health and ammunition of nearby teammates, and Teleporters that quickly transport players from point A to point B.

Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer — that means I solve problems.
Not problems like 'What is beauty?' because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.

by Howdy There Pardner! April 8, 2022

Engineer

The most unremarkable way to get a doctorate. Or just a joke

Person 1: You look ugly

Person 2: Well, you're and engineer... end of joke burn

by 69xXxSwagMasterxXx69 March 1, 2021

Vessel engineer

Relys on vessel wiper to do the majority of the work. Doesn't cook doesn't clean just complains

Kenny is such a Vessel engineer

by Vessel wiper March 7, 2023

Mushroom Piston Engines

Car Engine production company.

Mushroom Piston Engines supplies me.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

without knowledge in engineering

without having thought things through comme du monde

if you are going to build an electric chair in your basement, please don't do so without knowledge in engineering!

by Sexydimma March 14, 2015

enginement

The act of enjoying a vagina either during sex or masturbation.

That was pure enginement right there!

by ghettohippo September 4, 2009

Civil Engineer

Someone who sucks at every other engineering, so they spend their life looking at parking lots and talking about cement. They are often mistaken for traffic cones. However they do like complaining about how hard their life is as an engineer. However, their course load is nothing like a true engineer. They are the bros of engineering.

Guy1: see him over there, hes a civil engineer. He does nothing all day but dreams of concrete.

Girl1: yeah he just mansplained what addition is to me. But then he did it wrong.

by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024