California Diamonds

Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.

“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”

by midwestisthebestwest August 12, 2023

Diamond

A loving caring girl, cares to much to send nudes, miss every ex she has. Is a cry baby and toxic but sweet at the same time she can dress and self confidence is very high.

She kinda act like Diamond.

by The urban dictionary votes November 21, 2021

Diamond

She loves guy who treat her like shit she goes back to people who treat her like shit guys who treat her nice can’t get her as a gf

Diamond won’t date him he is too nice

by The GOATED Mexican November 21, 2021

sugondese diamond

A ski route where failing to make a turn will send you down a much harder one

Guy 1: Be careful if you go down that route, it's quite the sugondese diamond.
Guy 2: Sugondese diamond? I don't see no diamonds.
Guy 1: If you miss the third turn you'll go down a double black and have to sugondese feeding tubes.

by virgin916 August 2, 2022

Diamond

A Hard Rock that is very rare and valuable.

Person one: Wow is that a diamond
Person two: Yeah, it cost me an arm and a leg

by Mitzuri June 8, 2022

Diamond Sealed

When you use cum to seal a container.

"Yo Ryan, since you drank the last of the milk, I went ahead and diamond sealed all of your video game containers!"

by Domslay June 8, 2022

diamond press

when you make a diamond on the back of a girls head while she’s giving you head.

I heard you did the diamond press last night.

by Frost-_-Rekt- June 10, 2022