Fictitious substance that makes light of the way some office personnel can be so intellectually lacking while being so self-righteously believing themselves to be of a superior intellect to others outside the office environment.
The memo from product development to manufacturing indicating the resolve of a problem that never existed reeks of office crack.
by critter getter September 18, 2007
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by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Get the Cracked Eggs mug.1. World of warcraft. Essentailly, it is crack on a disc. It trashes the lives of millions of people who play it. The "WoW" addicts are similar to actual crack addicts in that they can't help but keep paying the $15 fee every month for access to some online network in which most will spend hours or even days a week, taking a "trip" to some false land where they find an alternative to normal life. It is a serious epidemic plaguing the entire world.
WoW Addict: "Common, man, hook me up with one more, more, one more month of play!"
Game store clerk: "OK, it's $30 for a 2 month card."
WoW Addict: "Are you seri- serious man?! I already wasted all my, my money on buying virtual gold and paying monthly fees!"
It's virtual crack
Game store clerk: "OK, it's $30 for a 2 month card."
WoW Addict: "Are you seri- serious man?! I already wasted all my, my money on buying virtual gold and paying monthly fees!"
It's virtual crack
by Anonyms. February 6, 2007
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1. Glass is cracked
Cynical expression which originates from the metaphorical "glass-half-empty-or-half-full", positing that it matters NOT "whether the glass is half empty or half full" as the glass is "cracked" and therefor prone to "leaking". (i.e. Pessimism versus optimism is irrelevant).
- Noun
2. Failure; Cynic (person)
3. Impossible situation or cause (action)
1. Glass is cracked
Cynical expression which originates from the metaphorical "glass-half-empty-or-half-full", positing that it matters NOT "whether the glass is half empty or half full" as the glass is "cracked" and therefor prone to "leaking". (i.e. Pessimism versus optimism is irrelevant).
- Noun
2. Failure; Cynic (person)
3. Impossible situation or cause (action)
by Toño SG September 10, 2009
Get the Cracked Glass mug.a delicious treat for crackheads. much like a traditional sandwich, usu. made with white bread, peanut butter, and crack although any combination of sandwich ingredients and crack will suffice.
by crackersandwich June 9, 2009
Get the crack sandwich mug.Politically correct term for a crackhead.
One who appreciates crack but is generally does so in a dignified manner by refraining from prostituting oneself or stealing from ones family to pay for crack.
One who is particular about his or her crack demanding only the finest shit.
One who appreciates crack but is generally does so in a dignified manner by refraining from prostituting oneself or stealing from ones family to pay for crack.
One who is particular about his or her crack demanding only the finest shit.
Kim: "Tyrone you a crackhead'
Tyrone: "Kim we prefer the term crack enthusiast"
Example 2
This will simply not do, this is made with generic baking soda and is not fit for a crack enthusiast such as me.
Tyrone: "Kim we prefer the term crack enthusiast"
Example 2
This will simply not do, this is made with generic baking soda and is not fit for a crack enthusiast such as me.
by dos cracquis May 26, 2010
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