crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

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Corked

The act of memeing and individual into a position of power.

Bob got corked into being appointed the US Secretary of State

by dr meme December 9, 2016

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crooked money

Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.

Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money

by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016

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A very serious mental disease. The literal addiction to cookies. As we all know, cookies are very addictive so this addiction is very popular. Though, it is more addictive then heroine. Thus making it extremely lethal. Some go even as far as adding the infamous Marijuana to the already deadly mix. Do not underestimate a man with an addiction as such.

Man A: "Do you see that shady guy in the corner?"
Man B: "Yeah hes a cookiedict."

by SexxxMachine69 June 15, 2016

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