meat closet

Woman / girl who will sleep with any one or anything as often as possible. Women with numerous tattoos are usually a dead giveaway.

"I ain't goin' near that Meat Closet; I might catch something!"

by Crazy Sven February 11, 2003

in the closet

Gay man in denial.

In narnia.

by Macadaciouse June 18, 2004

Platos Closet

An outdated thrift store from the 2000's that thinks they're still relevant in today's decade. The employees there are usually ratchet or white trash girls that have no style at all and they're rude. They try too hard to look trendy but almost all of their clothes are designer jeans and old stuff from hollister because that's what they take. They wont take anything a woman in her 30s or over would wear but only teen clothing. For pricing, they'll buy your clothes for super cheap and then sell them for $10 more at the store.

*girl I just sold all my old ass true religions and Abercrombie sweaters to Platos Closet and they only gave me $35 for all of it. The hell?

by Politicallycorrectdemocrat November 13, 2016

close face

When a dude is looking over your shoulder at your computer screen with their face way too close to yours.

A sign of repressed homosexuality.

I was just trying to enjoy a youtube vid, but my roommate crept up behind me and pulled a close face.

by Midwooood August 10, 2010

closet flamer

a super humungously gay person
this statement contradicts itself though, because if a dude is a flamer, then he can't be in the closet. It could still be possible. Anyway, it;s just a fun word to say

camp jim
anyone on that queer eye show

by Drew January 2, 2004

closet pimp

Man in his 20's who wears emo glasses and rocks out solo to emo songs in his room while self-loathing, but proceeds to go home with chicky-poos weekend after weekend after weekend, some having a 5 o'clock shadows down below.

After hating on himself for a month straight, J.A. proved he was a closet pimp, by going home with different girls on 3 consecutive nights, only to hate himself again in the morning

by johnny.utah February 8, 2008

up close sniper scope

It's when your sizing up a girl, and it's pretty obvious.

there really is none.

by j varone December 13, 2004