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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
by Sandolorian December 12, 2021
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danning the clock

when playing madden and the opposing player is running the playclock down to 1 second every play, before the 3rd qtr.
stop danning the clock its only the 2nd qtr
by phillipchuntz December 31, 2011
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Adam clocking

The art of scratching ones face until they bleed. This art is preformed when one is angered.
My sister took the last slices of pizza so I Adam clocked her

He told me to hit him but i would rather use adam clocking
by Trueandhonestdefintions March 30, 2019
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Half Clock It

When you clock someone but it is not worth a clock.
She was punching the air. Clock it. No thats a half clock it.
by TeamClockIt March 4, 2025
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Clock-Noose

When a person, usually your spouse or in-law, tries to pin you down to a certain time even though they know certain aspects are out of your control and they are pretty aware you will be not arriving when they want you to.

After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
Wife: So what time will you be home tonight?
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm

The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
by Thejuice April 9, 2013
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Clock Multiplier

What you multiply your work hours by to get in 8 hours a day
He got here at 10 and left at 4, what gives? Oh wait, he is running a 1.33 clock multiplier.
by ClownShoes123 July 8, 2010
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