Chapsodomy

Unfair, Lame or Painful. Like dry anal.

"I slipped on the ice and broke my face"
"that's chapsodomy man"

by Samarah February 7, 2008

Chapsdick

Using pre-cum on your significant others lips to keep them from getting chapped. Chapsdick.

Do you have any Chapstick? No, but I can give you some Chapsdick.

by Urca327 February 17, 2015

Chips and dips

A university / college alternative for ciggrates and booze

Where can i get some chips and dips in this area , fam?

by FRJHC May 5, 2018

chomps

sucks, shitty, totally bites.

~ Heard it from my hairdresser, who is remarkably not gay.

"Oh, you live in a leaky condo, dude that totally chomps".

by peter.jubb September 2, 2004

dirty chomstex

when you havent shaved your armpits in FOREVER.

maria: dude, andrew was telling me how i have a dirty chomstex.
laura: i'll show you my pits if you show me yours.
*shock faces*

by laurakkkkkkkkkkkk February 27, 2008

lords chips

Did he not tell you they were the lords chips....

The Lords Chips are holy in the way of a ninja masturbating in a corner but in Japanese shrine. Also may refer to a man who has grieved over the loss of his beloved left testicle.

by Peter's Dick Pencil December 1, 2016

chibs chabs chobs

thank you. widnes term (uk)
more affectionate expression of gratitude. also see shortened term 'chibs'.

"pass me a beer, my good friend mark"
"here you go, my good friend pat"
"chibs chabs chobs"

by mark n\\\' pat September 3, 2003