by gang413s April 18, 2018
Get the Barbie you're chinesemug. Doug: "So, what did you think of that Sweet Chinese Doughnut?"
Larry: "It made me feel special.....on the inside."
Larry: "It made me feel special.....on the inside."
by me&myroommate November 8, 2010
Get the Sweet Chinese Doughnutmug. When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.
Derek: How did your massage go dude?
Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
by Hodenkrieg June 12, 2009
Get the Chinese Oven Mittmug. When a man puts his scrotum into a woman's vagina and fucks her repetitively with it. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum into her mouth, otherwise known as "tea-bagging"
by the fuckin shit January 15, 2010
Get the chinese wonton dipmug. When during sexual intercourse the couple decides to switch positions from girl on top to missionary or vice versa while the male's penis stays in the female's vagina.
by Urbancowgirl October 4, 2012
Get the Chinese Fire Drillmug. This is when a woman shoves ice cubes up a guys ass. The cold sensations will cause the guy to lose his erection completely. This technique can be especially useful to help control males that suffer from premature ejaculation.
Heather's boyfriend was acting really cocky and bragging too much about himself so she gave him the Chinese Slot Machine while they were having sex causing him to shrink down to nothing.
by Heatherpleather November 23, 2006
Get the Chinese Slot Machinemug. When your working in a restaurant and someone you hate walks in and orders food, you cum in their food and mix it in.
by Devious B October 24, 2008
Get the Chinese chicken wrapmug.