Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face

“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”

“Aye man”

by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021

carpet

something that aimlessly lays on the ground disturbing everyone.

I used to sleep on my bed but the carpet kept watching me sleep.....

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 1, 2021

chin carpet

a single small patch of facial hair just below the lower lip and above the chin.

Wife: please shave your chin carpet!
Husband: absolutely not

by missmama June 4, 2021

Carpet Bass

Carpet Bass is mythical fish often blamed for lost or missing items. Espeically for items that are dropped and then immediately can't be found. Carpet bass are know to be especially prevelent in dryers and the floors of cars.

Dammit, I dropped my lighter and now I can't find it. The carpet bass must have eaten it.

by ThreeHills June 4, 2007

grungy carpet

A very hairy vagina that has not been maintained well and is extremely unsanitary

A vagina with wool so dirty that you probably would get an STD from just touching it

"Bro, I went to fuck your sister yesterday, but she had a really bad grungy carpet. Get her to fix that shit homie."

by Parks and Rekt November 23, 2015

Carpet Snake

A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.

Keep them away from the wife.

Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.

Generally less is more with these types.

Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus

by Chips Magee June 10, 2022

Carpet Bomb

WOOOOOOOOO! I GOT THE FEVER! CARPET BOMB FEVER BABY! YEAH!

Hym "WOOOO! CARPET BOMB RUSSELL BRAND! SET A 24 HOUR TIMER AND THEN (IN THE WORDS OF JORDAN PETERSON) 'GIVE EM HELL!' WOOOOOOOOO!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2025