Carlos

He likes alistair and he liked ivan he has the worlds biggest thigh gap and he has made out with a girl in 3rd grade

Carlos: they started dating and that = they'll hook up
Alistair:I think I'm gay

by Fatvscogirl101 November 26, 2019

Carlos German

Coolest guy who ever lived in the world. So cool. Wowee. Hoolah. Hooray! He is a genius too. Completely not gay whatsoever.

I wish my dad was Carlos German! My mom wants a Carlos German for her birthday! But there is only one cool Carlos German! And he is in AISJ!

by Carlos German November 15, 2016

Carlos Valencia

He is a kid who is in the 8th grade and he is dating a girl named Daisy. He also likes eating food. And he also has a strange haircut.

Person 1:You look like Carlos Valencia.
Person 2:STOOOOOP

by AnonymousBoi May 21, 2019

Carlos

A man who lies and cheats, who will leave you for a downgrade js for some 😸

“He’s such a carlos”

Your basically saying hes isnt 💩

by Karmen9176 November 20, 2023

British Monty Carlo

-A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.

-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.

We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.

by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016

Carlos Sainz

Carlos Sainz (noun): /ˈkɑ r.lɒs ˈsaɪnz/ — a walking masterclass in tactical brilliance and charm; known for threading F1 cars through chaos like a surgeon with a scalpel, delivering smooth moves with sharper wit, and redefining “cool under pressure” with every Spanish-accented radio call. See also: Smooth Operator.

"Can you introduce me to Carlos Sainz?"

by f1fanboi July 6, 2025

Carlo

Carlo is perfect. That's all. He is perfect.

Wow, you're such a Carlo!

by Justgotlucky27 November 24, 2021