A large green monster treading in the swampy waters on the outskirts of a land Far Far Away... Complains to others about things he is not doing as well. Coerces others into playing with him, when they don't want to and wonders why they resemble but a pile of salt.
by glirglirglir June 11, 2017
Get the Cancermug. by Kisser-cancer June 15, 2017
Get the kisser-cancermug. The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"
Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
by Cancerking November 21, 2021
Get the Cancer kingmug. by _lordninfamous July 22, 2019
Get the cancerous twatmug. Cancer is the fourth zodiac out of 12 total zodiac signs. The date range is June 21- July 22, The zodiac symbol is a crab and the element is water.
by Otterisasleep July 25, 2021
Get the Cancermug. by Sikeovateas December 3, 2021
Get the Cancermug. 1: n. A disease that is caused when a cell reaches the end of its lifecycle, but refuses to die, cutting off it's connection with the rest of the body acting on its own, multiplying into even more cells that refuse to die, causing the body to try to fight the 'zombie' cells, which is always a vary uphill battle even with treatments.
2: adj. When something is the epitome of human filth.
2: adj. When something is the epitome of human filth.
by DeathDragon99a March 12, 2017
Get the cancermug.