C.T.H.B

stands for Cliche Teenage Heartbreak

I'm going through C.T.H.B

by ifsomeonehasthisnamethenigiveup January 16, 2007

cte

cutest thing ever

that girl was cte.

by misuuuu October 1, 2010

ctoan

When someone is so idiotic that the English language simply fails. It is the literate equivalent of the face palm.

When I ran over myself with my own car, I felt like such a ctoan.

by Juno_13 March 8, 2015

Ctfm

Check the fucking manual

"How do you install a printer?"
"CTFM!"

by Avarice December 26, 2005

CTFS

Can't type for shit. Sometimes referred to as CTFS syndrome. Popularized in internet chatrooms as an "excuse" for horrible typos.

<jenny> i tttal didn't see that.
<all> huh? what? ???
<jenny> bah, stupid ctfs syndrome

<nathan> u jbew
<others> ctfs strikes again!

by Lady Shaly January 9, 2009

CTD

Computer Transmitted Disease

My computer is full of trojans, it must have a CTD!

by ohtaymeanssuckit September 19, 2009

CTW

Cock Teasing Whore: A girl or woman who dressess very provactive(aka slutty) and flaunts it all but never gives out and is a general cock tease.

Hey Jim did you see that CTW, she looked like a daddies little girl kind.

by John April 5, 2005