Vaginal Thunder Clap

A mythical vaginal skill only known by a small egyptian tribe and its decendants which is used as defence against rogue black men

rogue black man: haa i'm gonna get u!
egyption lady: never!!!!!
(Vaginal Thunder Clap echoes throughout the land and the black man is banished)

by Franksy5 May 26, 2009

clap back

When someone proves you are a bitch

Don't clap back just cause I called you stupid

by Ur sister from another mister January 28, 2018

country thunder clap

The sound of your cousin's balls slapping against your body.

It was during the family camping trip of '94; I was in a deep sleep when I was startled by the vibrating ricochet of a REAL country thunder clap.

by cilantrodick December 13, 2015

ka-slap-clap

noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat

ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.

by bogart March 07, 2005

3 step clap

Procedure follows in 3 steps:

1. Jam open palm hand in vagina.

2. Embed open palm hand in ass.

3. Clap her insides like wind up monkey.

I infixed my hand in her vagina, fused my other in her ass, then I clapped with the intensity of a naked warrior. 3 step clap.

by jessssss July 30, 2007

one hand clapping

The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand closing quickly.

The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?

by fred ressler August 16, 2007

clap your cheeks

to beat someones ass

boi I am going to clap your cheeks if you don't get over here

by nheufchuef April 13, 2018