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Walk chocolate

The walk you have to do to another bathroom when you are out of toilet paper after a dump and need to wipe.
I had to walk chocolate across the house just to get some toilet paper
by notactuallyajew October 4, 2020
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Chocolate Husband

A denizen of the Luxembourg region, often originating from Belgium. Expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.

Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.
"Hey girl, I heard you're back on the market?"

"No, I got me a Chocolate Husband!"
by Laughing Stoic February 27, 2011
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chocolate mining

Sam: Look at those two over there, definitely uphill gardeners.
Tom: Deffo, bet they are going home to do some chocolate mining!
by mrhaddock December 12, 2016
mugGet the chocolate miningmug.

chocolate bismarck

Every time my girl gets drunk she wants a chocolate bismarck.
by poco gato October 16, 2019
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Chocolate Milk

Chocolate Milk is an example of High Demand and Low Supply. At school cafeterias, they are used as a currency to trade lunches.

To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.

Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.
Nolan: Hey, Jake, Can I have some of those Tater Tots?
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.
by AntifaRedPanda September 9, 2020
mugGet the Chocolate Milkmug.

Chocolate Hedgehog

When the toilet-brush gets caked in shit after being used to dislodge a particularly troublesome log, becoming a bristled turd-like entity. Looks remarkably like a down on it's luck Hedgehog
Oh dear, someone's had a massive shit. Now there's a Chocolate Hedgehog hiding in the corner. The dirty bastards.
by Turd-Like Terminology September 27, 2019
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Chocolate model

The models that "eat" the chocolate in the chocolate commercials while "eating" gracefully and still maintaining white teeth.
Linda: Ugh I hate that chocolate model.

Emilia: No Linda you don't hate her, you just want to be a chocolate model

Jack: Dayumm look at that model!

Sam: She's a chocolate model, Jack, you will never have a chance with her.
by Girl that swags on December 26, 2013
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