topless bus

A double decker bus with no roof, so the people on top can look at the view. Officially known as an open-top bus but that isn't quite as gigglishly funny as referencing topless.

Ooh look at that topless bus!

by bus spotter July 23, 2006

The Magic School Bus

The act of smoking DMT before entering the morning school bus. The user would trip out on the ride to school and exit the bus sober.

Tim: Hey dude you ridding the bus tomorrow?
James: Yeah, The Magic School bus.
Tim: Oh shit, good luck man.

by LickMyHawk September 5, 2011

spacker bus

the small bus that i ride to school \m/

I rided the spacker bus!!!

by gabe April 8, 2004

retard bus

any military troop transport vehicle (including aircraft but not large ships)

mh-60 pilot: "all aboard the retard bus! come on you fuckers this thing won't be here forever"

soldier 1: "some dumbfuck got his helo shot down"
soldier 2: "typical, retard bus drivers never take care of passengers"

by DIABLtheLEGEND August 22, 2011

Driving the white bus

To vomit-more precisely to vomit into a toilet.

After consuming the most of a case of beer, Chad ran to the bathromm where john caught him driving the white bus.

by mj_oblio June 17, 2004

cheaper than the bus

phrase used when someone is bragging to you about certain price they got on something.
origin: this phrase was seen sometime in 1993 on a hand written poster advertising a carpool from collge back to the Boston area. Actual phrase was "I'm cheaper than the bus". After finding out who wrote it, it became an inside joke (how much is this, cheaper than the bus haha) but quickly became a regional term for a good deal.

"glass pieces at Conventry were only 30 bucks!"
"wow, those are cheaper than the bus"

by bph4eva October 30, 2004

ghetto bus

The Suburban Chevrolet from the ghettos of Eden Prairie. Almost like a real one, minus the bullet holes and crack pipes.

Let's take a ride in the Ghetto Bus!

by ghetto bus April 18, 2004