boxerilla

the curdled cheese on the inside of a pizza box. (eaten only at last resort)

the cheese that has congealed with the cardboard box. is known as boxerilla

by Lomb May 6, 2006

Boxing The Dummy

for a man to slap his cock around

for a man to jerk his pork

for a man to skin his mule

Damn I'm bored, I guess I will just stay home and box my dummy

wheres dave? oh that fucker is off somewhere boxing the dummy

by Joe Clabough October 18, 2008

Boxed in

1. To be inside of a woman's vagina.

2. To be addicted to one woman's pussy.

Ex. " I'm a grown ass woman...I'll have you BOXED IN!!”

by S.Marcel January 17, 2019

Booger Boxer

Someone who picks their nose excessively and constantly. They also compete in this grotesque sport usually ending in a bloody nose.

Hey, that guy is a pro booger boxer.

by Paul December 13, 2004

Cellar Boxing

When you open a short position on a company and make the company hemorrhage from within with a consulting group and short the stock to oblivion plus set the value of the asset down with high frequency trading and dark pool abuse.

You never close the position to save money on taxes and label it Securties not yet purchased and hope nobody catches on.

If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes as you Cellar boxing the company with high frequency trading algorithms and dark pool order routing.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧

by theblackadder March 2, 2023

boxing

A sport for people who are incapable of fighting while wearing skates (see hockey)

Any hockey player could kick that boxer's ass

by FatElvis May 17, 2004

Boxing Glove

Enlarged, gorged clitoris

After Howard had finished his panty pudding, Marina's tomato barmcake was that puffed up and swollen it was like a boxing glove

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004