by Lorraine Bates January 17, 2008
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Get the Kinder-bat mug.Fruit bat: noun:
1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.
2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.
1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.
2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.
1.
A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.
2.
A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.
A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.
2.
A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.
by bpepps April 13, 2011
Get the fruit bat mug.The word "dingle bat" was created by me. Dingle Bat is reciognized to have three definitions;
1. A bat with one wing
2. A person who talks too much and has nothing important to say
3. Someone with an utterly annoying voice that makes you want to shoot them to bloody death.
1. A bat with one wing
2. A person who talks too much and has nothing important to say
3. Someone with an utterly annoying voice that makes you want to shoot them to bloody death.
1. I saw a dingle bat fall out of a tree the other night.
2. Greg talks a whole bunch, but really has nothing important to say; he's a real dingle bat.
3. Leah has a really shrill and annoying voice, which makes her a dingle bat.
2. Greg talks a whole bunch, but really has nothing important to say; he's a real dingle bat.
3. Leah has a really shrill and annoying voice, which makes her a dingle bat.
by jacob December 21, 2004
Get the dingle bat mug.a fruit bat is when you delicately (so not to damage the fragile mammal) blindfold your lover w/ your extremely streched balls.
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
Get the fruit bat mug.by BleakVoid May 13, 2005
Get the spork-bat mug.A. A Penis.
B. A weapon used to either defend ones self from or to inflict harm to a female.
C. A female bat (flying mammal).
B. A weapon used to either defend ones self from or to inflict harm to a female.
C. A female bat (flying mammal).
A. I'm going to whip out my bitch bat and screw her brains out.
B. I had to run after her with my bitch bat because she was going for my knife.
C. That's not a dude bat, that's a bitch bat.
B. I had to run after her with my bitch bat because she was going for my knife.
C. That's not a dude bat, that's a bitch bat.
by celesguy1 May 22, 2007
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