Random Bastard is an individual who has been chosen using the ol "Throw a phone book in the air, and throw a dart at the resulting open page"Method.
The term was taken from the movie starring Steve Martin titled The Jerk. Throughout the film Steve Martins Character is stalked by a bumbling fat ass grease ball of a raving, militant, lunatic, sniper, serial killer who chose his victims this way. Upon completing the process the killer exclaimed "I got you now you Random Bastard, son of a bitch." and referred to his targets in this way mumbling under his breath and stalking them throughout the movie.
The term was taken from the movie starring Steve Martin titled The Jerk. Throughout the film Steve Martins Character is stalked by a bumbling fat ass grease ball of a raving, militant, lunatic, sniper, serial killer who chose his victims this way. Upon completing the process the killer exclaimed "I got you now you Random Bastard, son of a bitch." and referred to his targets in this way mumbling under his breath and stalking them throughout the movie.
The term is used to refer to people you dont know or bump into walking down the street.
Generally it infers an underlying contemptuous or punitive tone.
An example of its use in a driving situation, shouted, uttered or mumbled by someone who politely drives down the road all the while cussing at everyone who crosses their path. (and closet smoking)
Hang up and drive!, get the hell over! DIE YOU RANDOM BASTARD!
Generally it infers an underlying contemptuous or punitive tone.
An example of its use in a driving situation, shouted, uttered or mumbled by someone who politely drives down the road all the while cussing at everyone who crosses their path. (and closet smoking)
Hang up and drive!, get the hell over! DIE YOU RANDOM BASTARD!
by Random Bastard January 9, 2012
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I went to the pub last night and was a right bad bastard,
You should always aim to be a bad bastard of the nights out
I went to the pub last night and was a right bad bastard,
You should always aim to be a bad bastard of the nights out
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MB's are often but not always recognized for thier taste for and indulge in luxurys such as beautiful women, cars, cigars, jewlery etc.
MB's are often but not always recognized for thier taste for and indulge in luxurys such as beautiful women, cars, cigars, jewlery etc.
Golfer:You Magnificent Bastard! You scored a hole in one. Thats amazing!
MB: I know. Too bad you'll never know what it's like.
MB: I know. Too bad you'll never know what it's like.
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